"Miss Otis Regrets" is a song by Cole Porter

Cole Porter

Cole Albert Porter was an American composer and songwriter. Born to a wealthy family in Indiana, he defied the wishes of his domineering grandfather and took up music as a profession. Classically trained, he was drawn towards musical theatre...

 from 1934. It was first performed on stage by Douglas Byng

Douglas Byng

thumb|right|200px|Portrait by [[Allan Warren]]Douglas Byng was a British comic singer and songwriter in West End theatre, revue and cabaret. Billed as "Bawdy but British", Byng was famous for his female impersonations. His songs are full of sexual innuendo and double entendres...

 in Hi Diddle Diddle

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, which opened October 3, 1934 at the Savoy Theatre, London

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. However, the song was originally written for Ada "Bricktop" Smith to perform.

The song is in the blues

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 style, and Porter's wry take on some common lyrical subject matter of the genre, telling the tale of a woman who comes to a bad end after an encounter with a man. But Porter's peculiar twist is that Miss Otis is a polite society lady, and the story of her last evening is told by her servant after Miss Otis has met her demise. In a few compact lines, the servant reveals how, after being seduced and then abandoned, Miss Otis hunted down and shot her seducer, was arrested, taken from the jail by a mob, and lynched. The servant conveys Miss Otis's final, polite, apologetic words to her friends: "Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today."

The song has been recorded by Nat King Cole

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, Ethel Waters

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, Édith Piaf

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, Alberta Hunter

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, Nancy Wilson, Jose Feliciano

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, Linda Ronstadt

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, Ella Fitzgerald

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, Rosemary Clooney

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, Carmen McRae, Kirsty MacColl

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 with The Pogues

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, The Mills Brothers

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, Labelle

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, Bette Midler

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, Josh White

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, Bryan Ferry

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, The Pine Valley Cosmonauts

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, Richard Manuel

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, The Lemonheads

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, Patricia Barber

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, Lonnie Donegan

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, Marlene Dietrich

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, and many others.

The 2007 BBC television adaptation of an Agatha Christie

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 novel, Marple Mystery: At Bertram's Hotel

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, opens with the hotel desk clerk repeating the full "Miss Otis Regrets" line to a Mr. Porter on the telephone.

The jazz classic "Lulu's Back in Town," written by Al Dubin and Harry Warren and introduced in the 1935 movie "Broadway Gondolier," contains the phrase "Mister Otis Regrets," a clear homage to the Porter song and a sign that the phrase was instantly recognizable to a large audience. The title of a Cheers

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episode, "Mr. Otis Regrets," is also presumably a reference to the Porter song.