Montague Egg is a fictional amateur detective, who appears in eleven short stories by Dorothy L. Sayers

Dorothy L. Sayers

Dorothy Leigh Sayers was a renowned English crime writer, poet, playwright, essayist, translator and Christian humanist. She was also a student of classical and modern languages...

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Unlike Sayers's better-known creation, Lord Peter Wimsey

Lord Peter Wimsey

Lord Peter Death Bredon Wimsey is a bon vivant amateur sleuth in a series of detective novels and short stories by Dorothy L. Sayers, in which he solves mysteries; usually, but not always, murders...

, Egg does not actively pursue investigations. Usually, he is witness to the discovery of a murdered body, or links a casual observation with a recent newspaper headline proclaiming some crime. He is, in his own words, 'Monty-on-the-spot'. The plots are typically neat puzzles with less personal content than the Wimsey stories, although Egg himself emerges as a memorable and likeable character. A novel would probably not have fitted the nature of the Egg stories.

By occupation, Egg is a travelling salesman for an importer and distributor of fine wines and spirits (Wimsey is a well-known connoisseur of the same). His knowledge of all aspects of the vintner's trade is useful in determining the exact circumstances of several cases of poisoning. Through regular contact with other commercial travellers, he has also gained a smattering of knowledge of several other lines of business: enough, for example, to determine (in A Shot at Goal) that a threatening letter was written by someone connected with the printing trade rather than by a garage mechanic with a grievance, from a peculiarity of the handwriting.

Egg is described (in One Too Many) as a fair-haired, well-mannered young man, and elsewhere as being slightly portly also. He is not mentioned as being married, or having any romantic attachments or inclinations.

He has a habit of quoting maxims from The Salesman's Handbook, 'his favourite book', such as:

A cheerful voice and cheerful look

put orders in the order-book.

He frequently fortifies himself at various stages in criminal investigations by falling back on these proverbs. He even invents such rhymes for future reference; for example, in Murder at Pentecost he makes up and memorises "To call an Oxford man an undergrad, proclaims you a bounder and a cad", to ensure he does not contravene an obscure point of University etiquette.

Egg periodically expresses admiration for the up-to-date, and in Murder in the Morning comments, of a prefabricated garage: "That's the stuff.... Standardisation means immense saving in labour, time, expense." He also uses the commercial clichés of the time. All this gives an impression somewhat different from Lord Peter Wimsey, and there may be an element of deliberate contrast.

Sayers had a profound knowledge of the advertising world, as evidenced in Murder Must Advertise

Murder Must Advertise

Murder Must Advertise is a Lord Peter Wimsey mystery novel by Dorothy L. Sayers, published in 1933.Most of the action takes place in an advertising agency, a setting with which Sayers was very familiar. One of her advertising colleagues, Bobby Bevan, was the inspiration for the character Mr Ingleby...

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List of Montague Egg stories

• In the Teeth of the Evidence
  In the Teeth of the Evidence
  In the Teeth of the Evidence is a collection of short stories by Dorothy L. Sayers first published by Victor Gollancz in 1939. .The book's title is taken from the first story in the collection.-Contents:*Lord Peter Wimsey stories:...
  
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  • A Shot at Goal
  • Dirt Cheap
  • Bitter Almonds
  • False Weight
  • The Professor's Manuscript

• Hangman's Holiday
  Hangman's Holiday
  Hangman's Holiday is a collection of short stories, mostly murder mysteries, by Dorothy L. Sayers. This collection, the ninth in the Lord Peter Wimsey series, was first published by Gollancz in 1933 and has been frequently reprinted .-Contents:*Lord Peter Wimsey stories:**"The Image in the...
  
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  • The Poisoned Dow '08
  • Sleuths on the Scent
  • Murder in the Morning
  • One Too Many
  • Murder at Pentecost
  • Maher-shalal-hashbaz

Maxims from The Salesman's Handbook

• Maxim No. 01 - To serve the public is the aim of every salesman worth the name
• It's useless to bluster and say "No, no", when it's perfectly clear that the facts are so
• Don't let the smallest chance slip by; you never know until you try
• If you're a salesman worth the name at all, you can sell razors to a billiard-ball
• Maxim No. 05 - The hardest problem's easy of solution when each one makes his little contribution
• Whether you're wrong or whether you're right, it's always better to be polite
• Ready to learn means ready to earn
• The haberdasher gets the golfer's trade by talking, not of buttons, but of Braid
  James Braid (golfer)
  James Braid was a Scottish professional golfer and a member of the Great Triumvirate of the sport alongside Harry Vardon and John Henry Taylor. He won The Open Championship five times...
  
  
• Account with rigid honesty for £ and s and even d
• Maxim No. 10 - The goodwill of the maid is nine-tenths of the trade
• Don't trust to luck but be exact, and certify the smallest fact
• The salesman with the open eye sees commissions mount up high
• Don't wait for unpleasant disclosures to burst. If the truth must be told, see you tell it first
• The salesman who will use his brains will spare himself a world of pains
• Well-kept hands that please the sight, seize the trade and hold it tight, but bitten nails and grubby claws well may give the buyer pause
• Discretion plays a major part in making up the salesman's art
• The salesman's job is to get the trade - don't leave the house till the deal is made (Monty's motto)
• Attend to details and you'll make your sale - a little weight will often turn the scale
• Never miss a chance of learning for that word spells "£" plus "earning"
• When it's a question of stamps to lick, the office-boy knows most of the trick