"Nunc Dimittis" is a short story by Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl was a British novelist, short story writer, fighter pilot and screenwriter.Born in Wales to Norwegian parents, he served in the Royal Air Force during the Second World War, in which he became a flying ace and intelligence agent, rising to the rank of Wing Commander...

. It was first published under the title "The Devious Bachelor" in Colliers

Collier's Weekly

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in September 1953

1953 in literature

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. The story is wholly told from the first-person perspective.

Plot summary

When the main character, wealthy Lionel Lampson, learns from an unreliable gossip that his younger girlfriend Janet thinks of him, among other things, a "crashing bore," he devises an elaborate revenge. He visits the artist John Royden and asks him to paint Janet's portrait with the stipulation that she does not know who has commissioned it. Royden has an unusual method: He paints his subjects nude and then adds every layer of clothing one at a time. When the portrait is completed, Lionel (who just happens to be skilled at restoring and cleaning paintings) removes the top layer of paint, exposing Janet in her underclothes. He then stages a dinner party for Janet and some of society's elite, where, at the end of the candle-lit meal, the lights are suddenly turned on and the painting is revealed for all to see. Lionel unobservedly leaves the room (but not before seeing the stunned look on Janet's face) and slips away to his house in the country, basking in the success of his scheme until he is called that night by the same old widow who had told him the gossip about Jane and now invites him to pass by; it is then clear to Lionel that she had been hooking him all the time. But things get even worse: a few days later, Lionel receives a container of excellent caviar along with a letter from Janet saying that she forgives him and still loves him. Lionel feels deeply ashamed. Not being able to resist his favorite food, he indulges himself and, by the end of the story, begins to feel violently ill (...come to think of it, I really do feel rather ill all of a sudden). The implication is that Lionel has been poisoned, perhaps fatally (Lionel begins his story by stating that he realizes he will never do his confession anymore if he won't do it at the moment of his writing), by Janet.

TV Adaption

The story was adapted for television in Tales of the Unexpected

Tales of the Unexpected

Tales of the Unexpected may refer to:*Tales of the Unexpected , a 1950s-1960s comic book*Tales of the Unexpected , a collection of short stories by Roald Dahl...

(2/10) under the title Depart in Peace.