Royal Command is an episode of the British

United Kingdom

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 comedy

Comedy

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 television series The Goodies

The Goodies (TV series)

The Goodies is a British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s. The series, which combines surreal sketches and situation comedy, was broadcast by BBC 2 from 1970 until 1980 — and was then broadcast by the ITV company LWT for a year, between 1981 to 1982.The show was...

— a BAFTA

British Academy of Film and Television Arts

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-nominated series for Best Light Entertainment Programme.

This episode is also known as "Royal Command Performance".

As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

Plot

The Goodies are in charge of the Royal Command Performance

Royal Variety Performance

The Royal Variety Performance is a gala evening held annually in the United Kingdom, which is attended by senior members of the British Royal Family, usually the reigning monarch. In more recent years Queen Elizabeth II and The Prince of Wales have alternately attended the performance...

, and the Royal family

Royal family

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 arrives for the occasion.

Not realising that the Royal Family always went to sleep during the performances, Graeme is horrified to find them asleep and prods them awake. The result of actually seeing the performances makes them very grumpy, and they quickly dismiss all of the acts.

When the Royal family are later injured and bandaged in hospital, the Goodies take their place so that the Royal family will not be missed by the public. The Goodies move into Buckingham Palace

Buckingham Palace

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, with Tim pretending to be the Queen

Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom

Elizabeth II is the constitutional monarch of 16 sovereign states known as the Commonwealth realms: the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize,...

, Bill pretending to be Prince Charles

Charles, Prince of Wales

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, Graeme pretending to be Princess Anne

Anne, Princess Royal

Princess Anne, Princess Royal , is the only daughter of Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh...

, and a store mannequin

Mannequin

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 is brought in to be the Duke of Edinburgh

Duke of Edinburgh

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 — and they make an appearance on the balcony where they wave to cheering onlookers. The Royal Family, who are watching everything on television from their hospital beds, are pleased with what is happening, until the Goodies decide to re-enact the Coronation

Coronation

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, in Westminster Abbey

Westminster Abbey

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, with the genuine Archbishop of Canterbury

Archbishop of Canterbury

The Archbishop of Canterbury is the senior bishop and principal leader of the Church of England, the symbolic head of the worldwide Anglican Communion, and the diocesan bishop of the Diocese of Canterbury. In his role as head of the Anglican Communion, the archbishop leads the third largest group...

, so that Tim will be crowned as the Queen and the Goodies will be the new "Royal Family".

The Queen, Duke, Prince Charles and Princess Anne, leave their hospital beds to defend their rights as the Royal family and to get rid of the imposters — and a rush for the Coronation Crown

Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom

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 ensues.

Quote

• Tim: "I'd be happy to be an OBE
  Order of the British Empire
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   — best of all, an Earl
  Earl
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   and an OBE"
• Graeme: "You'd be an earlobe
  Earlobe
  The human earlobe is composed of tough areolar and adipose connective tissues, lacking the firmness and elasticity of the rest of the pinna. Since the earlobe does not contain cartilage it has a large blood supply and may help to warm the ears and maintain balance. However earlobes are not...
  
  !"