So I Married an Axe Murderer
Overview
So I Married an Axe Murderer is a 1993 American comedy-horror film starring Mike Myers
Mike Myers (actor)
Michael John "Mike" Myers is a Canadian actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer of British parentage...

 and Nancy Travis
Nancy Travis
Nancy Ann Travis is an American actress. She is known for her roles in films Three Men and a Baby and its sequel, Three Men and a Little Lady , Married to the Mob , Air America , Internal Affairs , So I Married an Axe Murderer , Greedy , and Fluke...

. Myers plays Charlie McKenzie, a man afraid of commitment until he meets Harriet (Travis), who works at a butcher shop and may be a serial killer. In addition to playing the main character, Myers also plays Charlie's father, Stuart.

This was Myers' first film after achieving success in the Wayne's World
Wayne's World (film)
Wayne's World is a 1992 American comedy film directed by Penelope Spheeris and starring Mike Myers in his film debut as Wayne Campbell and Dana Carvey as Garth Algar, hosts of the Aurora, Illinois-based Public-access television cable TV show Wayne's World...

franchise and was not well received by most mainstream critics or at the box office, grossing a total of USD $11 million in North America, well below its $20 million budget.
Charlie McKenzie is a beat poet living in San Francisco, after having broken up with yet another girl based on paranoid perception.
Quotations

Head! Pants! Now!

Give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.

Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.

No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.

Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pillow!

We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's just pissed.

Let's get pissed!

May, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The soccer game's about to start!

Heed! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about!

May, shut it!

 
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