Track listing

1. "First No-Elvis" - 7:26
2. "The Last Resort" (from the film National Lampoon's Last Resort
   National Lampoon's Last Resort
   National Lampoon's Last Resort is a 1994 direct-to-video comedy film directed by Rafal Zielinski...
   
   ) - 4:21
3. "Kashmir
   Kashmir (song)
   "Kashmir" is a song by the English rock band Led Zeppelin from their sixth album Physical Graffiti, released in 1975. It was written by Jimmy Page and Robert Plant over a period of three years, with the lyrics dating back to 1973.-Overview:The song centres around a signature chord progression...
   
    (Cash Mirage Mix)" - 12:52
4. "It's Chritmastime N I Like It" - 4:30
5. "Chritmas Question N Answer" - 4:07
6. "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
   All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
   "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" is a novelty Christmas song written in 1944 by Donald Yetter Gardner while teaching music at public schools in Smithtown, New York...
   
   " - 2:59
7. "Tortelvis Chritmas Outro" - 0:18