Tourism Australia Act 2004
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The Tourism Australia Act 2004, assented 23 June 2004, was enacted to create a government subsidiary responsible for tourism relations in Australia dubbed Tourism Australia
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Tourism Australia
Tourism Australia is a statutory authority of the Government of Australia, with responsibility for tourism marketing within Australia and internationally, as well as research and forecasting of domestic and global tourism trends...
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Main Points
- No one under the age of 21 will be allowed in any city without a guardian of at least 32 years of age
- Any non-native persons who use the saying "G'day" will be lashed no less that 15 times on the spot
- Anyone who is very pale and decides to take an outdoor tour without using proper sun protection is to be burnt by UV rays for the length of the tour
- If your plane arrives at Australia on a Monday - Friday, you are not allowed to leave from any airport on a Monday - Friday
- All airports are closed on the weekends
- Anyone who utters a stingray joke on Australian soil will be executed promptly