Two Fat Ladies
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Two Fat Ladies was a BBC Two
television cooking programme starring Clarissa Dickson Wright and Jennifer Paterson
. It originally ran for four seasons, from 1996 to 1999. The show was produced by the BBC
and also appeared on the Food Network
in the U.S. and on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation
in Australia. It is currently (October 2011) appearing on the Cooking Channel
in the U.S.
, travelling the United Kingdom and, for one episode, Ireland, on a Triumph Thunderbird
motorcycle driven by Paterson. It sported the registration N88 TFL - for Two Fat Ladies and had a Watsonian
GP-700 "doublewide" sidecar
which was where Wright rode. They travelled to various destinations, such as an army camp or an all-girls' school, where they prepared large meals, often with unusual ingredients. Both ladies were very fond of strong flavours, often using anchovies, garlic, and seasonings quite liberally. The recipes were gleaned from an older time and tradition when rendered fat and drippings, raw eggs, and unpasteurised milk products were commonplace. They emphasised the importance of using fresh ingredients of the very best quality, eschewing supermarkets for farms and roadside markets.
Paterson's uncle, Anthony Bartlett, was a senior aide to the Archbishop of Westminster
, and so episodes were filmed at Westminster Cathedral
and an Irish convent. While cooking at Westminster Cathedral, Paterson cooked an original dish, Peaches Cardinal Hume. In the same episode, Dickson Wright demonstrated a bubble and squeak
recipe which used two ounces of lard, which she insisted is the only fat besides beef dripping that could ever get hot enough to produce the recipe as it should be produced. Similarly, her recipe for buttered spatchcock
saw chickens covered with a thick layer of butter, bread and more butter on top of the bread. Recipes such as this led to criticism by some who considered them a bad influence on the British diet.
The ladies had a dislike of vegetarians and both would speak quite disparagingly about them in a humorous way; Paterson once said a vegetable sandwich was "Delicious, despite its vegetarian overtones." In one episode, Paterson explained that although Kedgeree
had originally included lentils, a Colonel's maid who brought the dish back to England got rid of all the lentils. The story won cheers of support from Dickson Wright who said, "Hurrah! Get rid of all lentils. You've no idea how randy they make vegetarians." Much like in a standard double act
, Dickson Wright often came across as the more sensible partner.
Paterson and Dickson Wright sang their own theme song, and Paterson often burst into song during the show, once introducing Apple Pan Dowdy with a verse from a song by The Andrews Sisters
. They revelled in cooking at grand locations, as at Lennoxlove House
. Dickson Wright explained how the Duchess of Lennox had left her estate to her nephew, to which Jennifer declared, "That we should have such aunts!"
Paterson died of cancer on August 10, 1999, one month after diagnosis. The day before she died, she asked Dickson Wright to bring her a tin of caviar but when Dickson Wright arrived at the hospital, Paterson had died. Dickson Wright said that after Paterson's funeral, she ate the caviar as a tribute.
set includes a 40-minute BBC tribute to Paterson, biographies of the stars and "six yummo recipes" in a booklet. It contains all 24 episodes across four discs. The show had previously been released in Britain as a Region 2 DVD set.
BBC Two
BBC Two is the second television channel operated by the British Broadcasting Corporation in the United Kingdom. It covers a wide range of subject matter, but tending towards more 'highbrow' programmes than the more mainstream and popular BBC One. Like the BBC's other domestic TV and radio...
television cooking programme starring Clarissa Dickson Wright and Jennifer Paterson
Jennifer Paterson
Jennifer Mary Paterson was a British celebrity chef, actress and television personality who appeared on the television programme Two Fat Ladies with Clarissa Dickson Wright....
. It originally ran for four seasons, from 1996 to 1999. The show was produced by the BBC
BBC
The British Broadcasting Corporation is a British public service broadcaster. Its headquarters is at Broadcasting House in the City of Westminster, London. It is the largest broadcaster in the world, with about 23,000 staff...
and also appeared on the Food Network
Food Network
Food Network is a television specialty channel that airs both one-time and recurring programs about food and cooking. Scripps Networks Interactive owns 70 percent of the network, with Tribune Company controlling the remaining 30 percent....
in the U.S. and on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation
Australian Broadcasting Corporation
The Australian Broadcasting Corporation, commonly referred to as "the ABC" , is Australia's national public broadcaster...
in Australia. It is currently (October 2011) appearing on the Cooking Channel
Cooking Channel
Cooking Channel is a television specialty channel that airs recurring programs about food and cooking, owned by Scripps Networks Interactive. It is a spinoff of Food Network, also owned by SNI, but focuses more on instructional shows rather than "reality style" and contest programming that Food...
in the U.S.
Programme
The show centred on Clarissa Dickson Wright and Jennifer PatersonJennifer Paterson
Jennifer Mary Paterson was a British celebrity chef, actress and television personality who appeared on the television programme Two Fat Ladies with Clarissa Dickson Wright....
, travelling the United Kingdom and, for one episode, Ireland, on a Triumph Thunderbird
Triumph Thunderbird
The Triumph Thunderbird is a British motorcycle that was introduced by Triumph in 1949 and produced in its original form until 1966. The name was used three more times for new and distinct Triumph models.-Original model:...
motorcycle driven by Paterson. It sported the registration N88 TFL - for Two Fat Ladies and had a Watsonian
Watsonian Squire
Watsonian Squire is a British manufacturer of sidecars and trailers for attachment to motorcycles. The company was established in 1912 by Thomas Fredrick Watson as the Patent Collapsible Sidecar Company Ltd. at Balsall Heath, Birmingham, England. The company is also the United Kingdom distributor...
GP-700 "doublewide" sidecar
Sidecar
A sidecar is a one-wheeled device attached to the side of a motorcycle, scooter, or bicycle, producing a three-wheeled vehicle.-History:A sidecar appeared in a cartoon by George Moore in the January 7, 1903, issue of the British newspaper Motor Cycling. Three weeks later, a provisional patent was...
which was where Wright rode. They travelled to various destinations, such as an army camp or an all-girls' school, where they prepared large meals, often with unusual ingredients. Both ladies were very fond of strong flavours, often using anchovies, garlic, and seasonings quite liberally. The recipes were gleaned from an older time and tradition when rendered fat and drippings, raw eggs, and unpasteurised milk products were commonplace. They emphasised the importance of using fresh ingredients of the very best quality, eschewing supermarkets for farms and roadside markets.
Paterson's uncle, Anthony Bartlett, was a senior aide to the Archbishop of Westminster
Archbishop of Westminster
The Archbishop of Westminster heads the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Westminster, in England. The incumbent is the Metropolitan of the Province of Westminster and, as a matter of custom, is elected President of the Catholic Bishops' Conference of England and Wales, and therefore de facto spokesman...
, and so episodes were filmed at Westminster Cathedral
Westminster Cathedral
Westminster Cathedral in London is the mother church of the Catholic community in England and Wales and the Metropolitan Church and Cathedral of the Archbishop of Westminster...
and an Irish convent. While cooking at Westminster Cathedral, Paterson cooked an original dish, Peaches Cardinal Hume. In the same episode, Dickson Wright demonstrated a bubble and squeak
Bubble and squeak
Bubble and squeak is a traditional English dish made with the shallow-fried leftover vegetables from a roast dinner. The main ingredients are potato and cabbage, but carrots, peas, brussels sprouts, and other vegetables can be added...
recipe which used two ounces of lard, which she insisted is the only fat besides beef dripping that could ever get hot enough to produce the recipe as it should be produced. Similarly, her recipe for buttered spatchcock
Spatchcock
A spatchcock, otherwise known as "spattlecock", is poultry or game that is prepared for roasting or grilling by removing the backbone and sternum of the bird and flattening it out before cooking....
saw chickens covered with a thick layer of butter, bread and more butter on top of the bread. Recipes such as this led to criticism by some who considered them a bad influence on the British diet.
The ladies had a dislike of vegetarians and both would speak quite disparagingly about them in a humorous way; Paterson once said a vegetable sandwich was "Delicious, despite its vegetarian overtones." In one episode, Paterson explained that although Kedgeree
Kedgeree
Kedgeree is a dish consisting of cooked, flaked fish , boiled rice, parsley, hard-boiled eggs, curry powder, butter or cream and occasionally sultanas.Kedgeree is thought to have originated with an Indian rice-and-bean or rice-and-lentil dish Khichri, traced back to 1340 or...
had originally included lentils, a Colonel's maid who brought the dish back to England got rid of all the lentils. The story won cheers of support from Dickson Wright who said, "Hurrah! Get rid of all lentils. You've no idea how randy they make vegetarians." Much like in a standard double act
Double act
A double act, also known as a comedy duo, is a comic pairing in which humor is derived from the uneven relationship between two partners, usually of the same gender, age, ethnic origin and profession, but drastically different personalities or behavior...
, Dickson Wright often came across as the more sensible partner.
Paterson and Dickson Wright sang their own theme song, and Paterson often burst into song during the show, once introducing Apple Pan Dowdy with a verse from a song by The Andrews Sisters
The Andrews Sisters
The Andrews Sisters were a highly successful close harmony singing group of the swing and boogie-woogie eras. The group consisted of three sisters: contralto LaVerne Sophia Andrews , soprano Maxene Angelyn Andrews , and mezzo-soprano Patricia Marie "Patty" Andrews...
. They revelled in cooking at grand locations, as at Lennoxlove House
Lennoxlove House
Lennoxlove House is a historic house set in woodlands half a mile south of Haddington in East Lothian, Scotland. The house comprises a 15th-century tower, originally known as Lethington, and has been extended several times, principally in the 17th, 19th and 20th centuries...
. Dickson Wright explained how the Duchess of Lennox had left her estate to her nephew, to which Jennifer declared, "That we should have such aunts!"
Personal lives
Both Paterson and Dickson Wright affected unconcern with fat or calories. Paterson also smoked heavily and, at one point, took the opportunity to go out for a cigarette while a dish cooked in the oven. Most episodes ended with her smoking a cigarette and drinking an alcoholic drink. Several times references were made to the fact that Dickson Wright, a recovering alcoholic, no longer drank any alcoholic beverages.Paterson died of cancer on August 10, 1999, one month after diagnosis. The day before she died, she asked Dickson Wright to bring her a tin of caviar but when Dickson Wright arrived at the hospital, Paterson had died. Dickson Wright said that after Paterson's funeral, she ate the caviar as a tribute.
In popular culture
- A February, 1999 episode of Saturday Night LiveSaturday Night LiveSaturday Night Live is a live American late-night television sketch comedy and variety show developed by Lorne Michaels and Dick Ebersol. The show premiered on NBC on October 11, 1975, under the original title of NBC's Saturday Night.The show's sketches often parody contemporary American culture...
had a sketch which parodied Two Fat Ladies. Brendan FraserBrendan FraserBrendan James Fraser is a Canadian-American film and stage actor. Fraser portrayed Rick O'Connell in the three-part Mummy film series , and is known for his comedic and fantasy film leading roles in major Hollywood films, including Encino Man , George of the Jungle , Dudley Do-Right , Monkeybone ,...
and Darrell HammondDarrell HammondDarrell Hammond is an American actor, stand-up comedian and impressionist. He was a regular on Saturday Night Live from 1995 until 2009, the longest tenure of any cast member. Upon his departure, Hammond, at age 53, was the oldest cast member in the show's history...
played them, as they cooked dishes sautéed in pure buttermilk.
DVD release
The Two Fat Ladies DVD set was released in the United States in July 2008. The Acorn Media UKAcorn Media UK
Acorn Media UK is a DVD publisher which distributes and sells home video products with a particular focus on British television.- Company history :The company was founded in 1997 when Lesley Fromant set up a branch of parent company Acorn Media in the UK....
set includes a 40-minute BBC tribute to Paterson, biographies of the stars and "six yummo recipes" in a booklet. It contains all 24 episodes across four discs. The show had previously been released in Britain as a Region 2 DVD set.
Season 1
Episode | Title | Location | Clarissa's Dishes | Jennifer's Dishes | Air Date |
1 | Fish & Shellfish | The Shark's Fin Hotel Mevagissey Mevagissey Mevagissey is a village, fishing port and civil parish in Cornwall, United Kingdom. The village is situated approximately five miles south of St Austell.... , Cornwall |
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9 October 1996 |
2 | Meat | Westonbirt School Westonbirt School Westonbirt School is an independent day and boarding school for girls located in Gloucestershire in South West England. Founded in 1928, it is a member of the Allied Schools organisation... Gloucestershire Gloucestershire Gloucestershire is a county in South West England. The county comprises part of the Cotswold Hills, part of the flat fertile valley of the River Severn, and the entire Forest of Dean.... , South West England |
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16 October 1996 |
3 | Fruits & Vegetables | Westminster Cathedral Westminster Cathedral Westminster Cathedral in London is the mother church of the Catholic community in England and Wales and the Metropolitan Church and Cathedral of the Archbishop of Westminster... London |
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23 October 1996 |
4 | Cakes | Hallaton Hallaton Hallaton is a village and civil parish in the Harborough district of Leicestershire, England. According to the 2001 census the parish had a population of 523.... , Leicestershire |
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30 October 1996 |
5 | Game | Lennoxlove House Lennoxlove House Lennoxlove House is a historic house set in woodlands half a mile south of Haddington in East Lothian, Scotland. The house comprises a 15th-century tower, originally known as Lethington, and has been extended several times, principally in the 17th, 19th and 20th centuries... East Lothian East Lothian East Lothian is one of the 32 council areas of Scotland, and a lieutenancy Area. It borders the City of Edinburgh, Scottish Borders and Midlothian. Its administrative centre is Haddington, although its largest town is Musselburgh.... , Scotland |
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6 November 1996 |
6 | Food in the Wild | Hawkhirst Scout Camp Kielder Forest Kielder Forest Kielder Forest is a large forestry plantation in Northumberland, England, surrounding the reservoir Kielder Water. It is the largest man-made woodland in Europe... , Northumberland |
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13 November 1996 |
Season 2
Episode | Title | Location | Clarissa's Dishes | Jennifer's Dishes | Air Date |
1 | Cocktail Party | The Brazilian Embassy Mayfair, London |
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29 September 1997 |
2 | Lunch | Vintage motorcycle rally Hesket, New Market (Lake District Lake District The Lake District, also commonly known as The Lakes or Lakeland, is a mountainous region in North West England. A popular holiday destination, it is famous not only for its lakes and its mountains but also for its associations with the early 19th century poetry and writings of William Wordsworth... ) |
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6 October 1997 |
3 | Picnic | Male choir in Llandudno Llandudno Llandudno is a seaside resort and town in Conwy County Borough, Wales. In the 2001 UK census it had a population of 20,090 including that of Penrhyn Bay and Penrhynside, which are within the Llandudno Community... , North Wales |
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13 October 1997 |
4 | Afternoon Tea | A cricket match Warborough, Oxfordshire Oxfordshire Oxfordshire is a county in the South East region of England, bordering on Warwickshire and Northamptonshire , Buckinghamshire , Berkshire , Wiltshire and Gloucestershire .... |
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20 October 1997 |
5 | Breakfast | Black Sheep Brewery Masham, North Yorkshire North Yorkshire North Yorkshire is a non-metropolitan or shire county located in the Yorkshire and the Humber region of England, and a ceremonial county primarily in that region but partly in North East England. Created in 1974 by the Local Government Act 1972 it covers an area of , making it the largest... |
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27 October 1997 |
6 | Dinner | 1st Battalion, The Royal Gurkha Gurkha Gurkha are people from Nepal who take their name from the Gorkha District. Gurkhas are best known for their history in the Indian Army's Gorkha regiments, the British Army's Brigade of Gurkhas and the Nepalese Army. Gurkha units are closely associated with the kukri, a forward-curving Nepalese knife... Rifles Aldershot, Queen Elizabeth barracks, Church Crookham Church Crookham Church Crookham is a suburb, village and civil parish on the southern edge of the town of Fleet, in north east Hampshire, England, located south west of London... |
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3 November 1997 |
Special | Christmas | Winchester Cathedral Choir Winchester Cathedral Choir The Winchester Cathedral Choir is an internationally recognized professional choir based at the Winchester Cathedral at Winchester in Hampshire. The choir currently consists of 18 boy choristers and 12 lay clerks and sings eight services weekly in the Cathedral. Sometimes the group augments their... The Pilgrims' School The Pilgrims' School The Pilgrims' School, Winchester, is a boys' preparatory school - with a co-ed pre-prep extension - in the Cathedral Close in Winchester, Hampshire - an ancient capital of England. The school is famous for The Pilgrims' Hall, which contains England's oldest surviving wood double hammer-beamed roof,... , Winchester Hants |
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24 December 1997 |
Season 3
Episode | Title | Location | Clarissa's Dishes | Jennifer's Dishes | Air Date |
1 | Benedictine Benedictine Benedictine refers to the spirituality and consecrated life in accordance with the Rule of St Benedict, written by Benedict of Nursia in the sixth century for the cenobitic communities he founded in central Italy. The most notable of these is Monte Cassino, the first monastery founded by Benedict... Nuns |
Kylemore Abbey Kylemore Abbey Kylemore Abbey is a Benedictine monastery founded in 1920 on the grounds of Kylemore Castle, in Connemara, County Galway, Ireland. The abbey was founded for Benedictine Nuns who fled Belgium in World War I.- History :... Connemara, Ireland |
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2 September 1998 |
2 | Pony Club | The Cotswolds, Gloucestershire |
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9 September 1998 |
3 | The Cambridge Eight | Boat club Cambridge University Boat Club The Cambridge University Boat Club is the rowing club of the University of Cambridge, England, located on the River Cam at Cambridge, although training primarily takes place on the River Great Ouse at Ely. The club was founded in 1828... Cambridge University |
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16 September 1998 |
4 | Barristers at Lincoln's Inn | London |
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23 September 1998 |
5 | The Air Race | East Fortune East Fortune East Fortune is a village in East Lothian, Scotland, located 2 miles north west of East Linton. The area is known for its airfield which was constructed in 1915 to help protect Britain from attack by German Zeppelin airships during the First World War. The RNAS airship station also included an... Airfield, Scotland |
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30 September 1998 |
6 | Lock Keepers | Grindley Brook Grindley Brook Grindley Brook is a small village in Shropshire, England, on the A41 trunk road around 1.5 miles north west of the market town of Whitchurch. It is the most northerly settlement in Shropshire and borders directly onto Cheshire, and is within the civil parish of Whitchurch Rural.It is also the name... , Shropshire |
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7 October 1998 |
Special | A Caribbean Christmas | Chukka Cove Polo Club Good Hope Country House, Jamaica |
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22 December 1998 |
Season 4
Episode | Title | Location | Clarissa's Dishes | Jennifer's Dishes | Air Date |
1 | Potatoes Galore | Jersey Jersey Jersey, officially the Bailiwick of Jersey is a British Crown Dependency off the coast of Normandy, France. As well as the island of Jersey itself, the bailiwick includes two groups of small islands that are no longer permanently inhabited, the Minquiers and Écréhous, and the Pierres de Lecq and... |
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7 September 1999 |
2 | On Safari | Knowsley Safari Park Knowsley Safari Park -External links:**... Merseyside |
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14 September 1999 |
3 | Timber! | Ardnamurchan peninsula Ardnamurchan Ardnamurchan is a peninsula in Lochaber, Highland, Scotland, noted for being very unspoilt and undisturbed. Its remoteness is accentuated by the main access route being a single track road for much of its length.-Geography:... Scottish Highlands |
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21 September 1999 |
4 | A Day at the Races | Floors Castle Floors Castle Floors Castle, on the western outskirts of Kelso, south-east Scotland, is the seat of the Duke of Roxburghe. Despite its name it is a country house, rather than a fortress. It was built in the 1720s by the architect William Adam for the 1st Duke, possibly incorporating an earlier tower house... , Kelso St. Abbs, Northumberland Northumberland Northumberland is the northernmost ceremonial county and a unitary district in North East England. For Eurostat purposes Northumberland is a NUTS 3 region and is one of three boroughs or unitary districts that comprise the "Northumberland and Tyne and Wear" NUTS 2 region... |
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28 September 1999 |
External links
- Two Fat Ladies at Cooking Channel: http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/two-fat-ladies/index.html