playwright, raconteur, and entrepreneur. His best-known plays are The Deep Purple, produced in 1910, and The Greyhound, produced in 1912. He was manager and co-owner of The Brown Derby restaurant in Los Angeles, California
, and was affiliated with his brother, Addison Mizner
, in a series of scams and picaresque misadventures that inspired Stephen Sondheim's
Road Show
.
Wilson ("Bill") Mizner was born in Benicia, California
, one of eight children including brothers William, Edgar, Murray, Addison, Henry, and Lansing and sister Mary.
If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism. If you copy from two, it's research.
Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore.
Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet them on the way down.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
...a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.
It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.
Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy.