Meet the Robinsons is a 2007 computer-animated family film produced by Walt Disney Pictures about a young boy named Lewis, who is very smart and invents things but does not have any family, even though he wants one. Then one day, Lewis' world was changed when a boy called Wilbur, who has a time-machine, takes Lewis on a trip to the future to meet Wilbur's family - The Robinsons.

Lewis

• (Wilbur flashes his "badge" at Lewis, but Lewis manages to snatch it from his hand) This isn't a badge! This is a coupon to a tanning salon! You're a fake!

• You just need to let go of the past...and keep moving forward.
• (after Wilbur throws back the wad of paper with Lewis's Memory Scanner on it) Hey, what are you doing up here? (Wilbur coos like a pigeon as Lewis angrily walks over to Wilbur's "hiding place". He drops the wad, Wilbur picks it up, places it Lewis's hand, and returns to his "hiding place") Would you quit that, please?! I know you're not a pigeon!

• Well, that was unexpected. [fruit hat gets put on his head] As was that.

• are you saying that I'm Wilbur's dad?

• (in response to Mr. Harrison's peanut allergy and his disaster adoption interview) I killed him???

• (Whispering to Wilbur) Remember im your Father you have to do what i say

Wilbur

• Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.
• (after crashing time machine) I am so dead! I'm not allowed to even look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are going to kill me! And I can tell you this: It will not be done with mercy!
• I never thought my dad...would be my best friend.
• (while looking for Lewis under the door with the chair on top) Lewis?
• (while looking for Lewis in the toilet) Lewis?!
• They'll bury me alive and dance on my grave! I'm not exaggerating! Well... yes, I am, but that's not the point! The point is, your hair is a dead giveaway.
• That is an excellent question.

Franny

• (to Wilbur) Mister, you are grounded 'till you die.
• Perfect timing! We need someone on maracas!
• Just a little tip for the future: I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.

Michael Goobian (Bowler Hat Guy)

• (Doris the hat holding up sign saying "Watch out")

(trying to read the sign) W-w-aaa-ch o-uu-t (large box comes flying out of the building and hits him on the head)

• O look, a mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that! It's so cute!

• I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, yes, it's so evil! (pause) Wait...I don't know how to do that, and I...I don't really need a duck.

• Shut up! And don't call me Goob! How many evil villians do you know who can pull off a name like Goob? Blech!

Dialogue

Frankie: Mmmmm. That's a good buzz. (sees the mini-Doris) What the... (Is under control of Bowler Hat Guy.)

Bowler Hat Guy: Ahhh, yes! You are now under my control!

Frankie: I am now under your control.

(Bowler Hat Guy laughs and Frankie does monotone laughing)

Bowler Hat Guy: Stop laughing.

Frankie: Stop laughing.

Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say!

Frankie: I won't repeat everything you say.

Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.

Frankie: Excellent.

Bowler Hat Guy: Uuuuhhh. Did you just say excellent because I said excellent?

Frankie: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh. No.

Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.

Frankie: Excellent.

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Bowler Hat Guy: Okay, talking frog, not a good minion. Need another henchman. Something large, not too bright. Something that won't talk back. (still sees Mini-Doris controlling Frankie at the Time Machine #2) What is he still doing here? Get rid of him!

Frankie: (free from mini-Doris) Oh my noggin. (Mini-Doris grabs him) Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Get your lousy wits off of me! (Mini-Doris lets go of Frankie) You're gonna regret ttttthhhhhhiiiiiissssssss!

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Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?

Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (rimshot)

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Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?!

Tiny the dinosaur: (in dinosaur language) I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through. [No response] Master?

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Dr. Krunklehorn: I haven't slept in eight days!

Teacher: Well can I offer you a, uh, cot?

Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope! I've got the caffeine patch! I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects! (screams loudly) Sorry.

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Lewis: (naming off the Robinsons) ...Fritz is married to Petunia...and is she...? (mimics puppet with hand)

Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.

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Lewis: (naming off the Robinsons)...Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.

Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on...

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[Title Card]

"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things...and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney"

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(Lewis is explaining his Memory Scanner to the judges)

Dr. Krunklehorn: Oh, wrap him up! I'll take two!

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Mildred: Poor Mr. Harrington...

Lewis: I killed him?!

Mildred: No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.

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(Cousin Laszlo spraypaints Cousin Tallulah's hat.)

Tallulah: Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!

Laszlo: Ah, lighten up, sis!

Tallulah: Lasz, I mean it!

Uncle Fritz: Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap! (Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in.)

Aunt Petunia: WHAT IS ALL THE YELLING OUT HERE?!

Tallulah and Laszlo: HE/SHE STARTED IT!

Aunt Petunia: I don't want to hear ANY MORE!

Uncle Fritz: Now, sweetie... (Petunia smacks Fritz)

Aunt Petunia: DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive! (Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Motorcycle revves are heard.)

Grandpa Bud: That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.

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Grandpa Bud: I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies!

[He opens a door to see Lucille disco dancing]

Grandpa Bud: Bake them cookies, Lucille!

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[The Robinsons are having dinner.]

Uncle Fritz: Oh, hooray, Italian food!

Aunt Petunia: Huh! I wanted a sloppy joe!

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[The Meatball Fight]

Gaston: And so it begins...Ready, aim, fire! (Fires a meatball from a miniature cannon)

Franny: (gasps) Ha! Surely that is not the best you can do! (sound doesn't match her lips, like a poorly dubbed martial arts movie)

Gaston: (Fires more meatballs)

Franny: (Blocks them all, Karate style)

Gaston: Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough!

Franny: Your words do not threaten me, brother.

Gaston: Then enough words. Now the real battle begins. (Fires repeatedly)

Franny: (After blocking them all, again) Your meatballs are useless against me.

Gaston: Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage!

Franny: No! (gasps)

Gaston: (Fires the sausage)

Franny: YA! (Blocking the sausage, which rebounds back directly into Gaston. Everyone cheers.)

Franny: That's right. I did it.

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Lewis: My project didn't work because I'm no good! There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future! You're crazy! (he starts walking when Wilbur blocks him)

Wilbur: Whoa ho! I am not crazy!

Lewis: Oh yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.

Wilbur: Ah...um.

Lewis: Yeah; that's what I thought. (Wilbur thinks of something as Lewis walks off) I'll just go lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years. (Wilbur slams the door shut just Lewis opens it)

Wilbur: If I prove to you I'm from the furture, will you go back to the Science Fair?

Lewis: (sarcastically) Yeah, sure; whatever you say. (Wilbur pushes Lewis from behind) Hey, where are we going? (Lewis looks where Wilbur pushes him) What are you doing? Let go of me!

Wilbur: Okay. (picks Lewis up and throws him down to the ally)

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Dr. Krunklehorn: ...Hey, you never know if one of your students will invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit--Oh, wait! I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN EIGHT DAYS!

Mr. Willerstein: Well, can I get you a cot, or something?

Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope! I got the caffine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivelent of twelve cups of coffee. [rolls up sleave to reveal arm covered in patches] You can stay awake for days with no side effects. AHHH! Sorry.

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Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?

Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?

Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.

Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dimitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.

Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.

Lewis: Bud is married to Lucille and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?

Wilbur: (muses for a moment)Tom Selleck.

Lewis: Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

Wilbur: You're forgetting something...

Lewis: Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?

Lewis: Nope.

Wilbur: Whew.

Lewis: Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.