(Wilbur flashes his "badge" at Lewis, but Lewis manages to snatch it from his hand) This isn't a badge! This is a coupon to a tanning salon! You're a fake!

You just need to let go of the past...and keep moving forward.

(after Wilbur throws back the wad of paper with Lewis's Memory Scanner on it) Hey, what are you doing up here? (Wilbur coos like a pigeon as Lewis angrily walks over to Wilbur's "hiding place". He drops the wad, Wilbur picks it up, places it Lewis's hand, and returns to his "hiding place") Would you quit that, please?! I know you're not a pigeon!

Well, that was unexpected. [fruit hat gets put on his head] As was that.

are you saying that I'm Wilbur's dad?

(in response to Mr. Harrison's peanut allergy and his disaster adoption interview) I killed him???

(Whispering to Wilbur) Remember im your Father you have to do what i say

Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.

(after crashing time machine) I am so dead! I'm not allowed to even look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are going to kill me! And I can tell you this: It will not be done with mercy!

I never thought my dad...would be my best friend.