Dead Horse (album)
Encyclopedia
Released in 2005, Dead Horse is the second studio album (as opposed to Compilation album) by Cassetteboy
released by Barry's Bootlegs, and is the follow-up to The Parker Tapes
. Based on the phrase "Flogging a Dead Horse
", the album consists of painstakingly selected samples taken from TV, radio, film and popular music and made into satirical
or amusing new material (a genre called Plunderphonics
).
The album contains tracks on Jeremy Clarkson
& David Attenborough
, as well as mash-up's of The Streets
, The Da Vinci Code
& Harry Potter
.
It is said that Cassetteboy
only produce new tracks in the run-up to live shows, and so such material forms the basis of this album. As a result the album lacks a central theme (unlike Inside A Whale's Cock Vol 1 or Carry On Breathing
).
don't tend to name songs/mixes after their contents (e.g. Hey Jude
by The Beatles
is named after the main chorus
lyric of "Hey Jude"). As a result, here is a track listing (with some detail to distinguish what the track is about):
1. 'Yeah Scabbard
': Introductory track.
2. 'Clever Girl'.
3. 'Gownday'.
4. 'Saltgrain': A diss
of The Streets
, consisting of a Mash-up of A Grand Don't Come for Free
, along with Where The Streets have No Name
by U2
.
5. 'Preparing 4 Emergent Seas'.
6. 'From This Day On'.
7. 'Yer Little Pipe Dream'.
8. 'Lambonaise Tonight': The First Harry Potter
mash-up titled 'Harry Potter
and the Black Leather C**t' (sampled from the Audio books read by Stephen Fry
).
9. 'Am I Allowed To ---'.
10. 'Nothing In The Bag'.
11. '4 Tomatoes, 20'.
12. 'Duck
Breath'.
13. 'Dolmio
& Tea
bags Crindian'.
14. 'Sandra Bullock
's In Tent': A surreal story about Margaret Thatcher
on the back of a Chameleon
being attacked by James Brown
in a Cadillac
& Iggy Pop
's young Gunslinger
s in the 1980's.
15. 'The Glider'.
16. 'Loving Dog Ft. Al Stylus'.
17. 'Yeah Duggan...Austin
, Tx'.
18. 'Anne Frankingmachine': Bill Cosby
(famed anti-drugs
campaigner) ironically selling dope
(and other chemicals) to kids.
19. 'Tit Tit'.
20. 'News
iswherejournalist
R'.
21. 'White Now': Tony Blair
taken to task by Cassetteboy, including a song of him saying 'Go ahead punk make my day' (as in the film Dirty Harry
).
22. 'Def, Dumb, Gay Barbie'.
23. 'Skoko!'
24. 'I Got Me Drop Side Truck'.
25. 'I Got Things Goin On'.
26. 'In Me Life'.
27. 'Cassetteboy
': A dating coach
tape mashed-up to suggest chatting up women with the line "Hey baby, you got nice t***".
28. 'Spark Up Driva'.
29. 'Bigboy Tony Lionheart'.
30. 'We Have Sex With Falcon
s'.
31. '4+4=8'.
32. '2+5=8': A British Rail
documentary twisted round to suggest how terrible British
trains are (e.g. "Here in Oxford
, the Journey time to London
is over a decade & fossilised passengers complete their journey by horse-drawn cart
").
33. 'Oops, No It Doesn't'.
34. 'It's 7': An American motivational tape mixed up to sound bleak & depressing (e.g. "You can make disappointment your friend".)
35. 'Another Track'.
36. 'Back In Black
'.
37. 'William IV
': George Bush mashed up in a similar way to track 21, only this time with a catchy Country and Western
song tacked on the end with the lyric "I'm praying for George Bush to die".
38. 'Nancy Boy
Fairy
Eyes'.
39. 'I've Come About The Shoes'.
40. 'Your Glorious Love
': A 'How to' mash-up of how Cassetteboy
do their work.
41. 'Rock and Roll
Bath
'.
42. 'Maggot
Incident': A Prince Charles, Princess Diana & Camilla Parker-Bowles news story mixed up.
43. 'Andy's Airbed'.
44. 'Sorry About That M's T'.
45. 'Live
At Glastonbury
2005'.
46. 'Rabbits Of The World
2': The Da Vinci Code
audio book mixed up (e.g. "A two-dimensional character Robert Langdon
is sat reading the Da Vinci Code
in France
's Bibliotech Nationale ... with his not very convincing love interest Sophie Neveu.")
47. 'Meh': A 'Live
' Cassetteboy
concert at Glastonbury
where the MC ends up saying how **** they are & kicking them off stage.
48. 'Quilted Americana
Kitty
': 'Cassetteboy
's Quite Funny Jeremy Clarkson
bit': This one is available in video form on Cassetteboy
's Youtube
channel & consists of Clarkson talking about the size of his 'genital' & also a section where he has a car crash & "the medics had to saw off my limbs, but it was useless as my head had come off!".
49. 'Maurice Black
'.
50. 'His Baby's Like A Pudding
'.
51. 'Eyes Of A Tranny's Fanny': The second Harry Potter
mash-up: 'Harry Potter
and the Underage Blowjob'. Hermione
& Harry have an intimate liaison..
52. 'Superman III
'.
53. 'Brewster's Millions
': David Attenborough
about Britain's nightlife (again available on Cassetteboy
's Youtube
channel). Consists of Attenborough talking about people out clubbing like they're animals (e.g. "The males, after drinking their body-weight in Stella
, approach the females".)
54. 'Gay
Minotaur
s'.
55. 'Peter Love (Stanley Claret
)': Jeremy Paxman
interview with Tony Blair
, asking whether Blair would apologise for the Iraq war then querying whether he would describe himself as the C-word.
56. 'Swizz Chrizz': Cassetteboy's idea of a Perfect Day, with George Bush being impeached & the USA dismantling all their nuclear weapons.
57. 'Poo Poo Top Off'.
58. 'Apple Cak (Shitbox)': A mash-up of a famous American singer's songs (the one that owned the 'Neverland
' ranch).
59. 'Superficial Good Vibe?': A Euthanasia
documentary suggesting that "Tens of thousands of people in this country are not able to die" & that "people don't die".
60. 'It's White
Again Btw': End track including an Arnold Schwarzenegger
figure saying "If you need anything, you know who to look to... someone else!"
Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
released by Barry's Bootlegs, and is the follow-up to The Parker Tapes
The Parker Tapes
The Parker Tapes is the debut album from UK group Cassetteboy. The duo claim it took them 7 years to finish. It contains many short tracks and a long tracklisting.- Overview :...
. Based on the phrase "Flogging a Dead Horse
Beating a dead horse
Flogging a dead horse is an idiom that means a particular request or line of conversation is already foreclosed or otherwise resolved, and any attempt to continue it is futile; or that to continue in any endeavour is a waste of time as the outcome is already decided.The first...
", the album consists of painstakingly selected samples taken from TV, radio, film and popular music and made into satirical
Satire
Satire is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement...
or amusing new material (a genre called Plunderphonics
Plunderphonics
Plunderphonics is a term coined by composer John Oswald in 1985 in his essay Plunderphonics, or Audio Piracy as a Compositional Prerogative. It has since been applied to any music made by taking one or more existing audio recordings and altering them in some way to make a new composition...
).
The album contains tracks on Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for his role on the BBC TV show Top Gear along with co-presenters Richard Hammond and James May...
& David Attenborough
David Attenborough
Sir David Frederick Attenborough OM, CH, CVO, CBE, FRS, FZS, FSA is a British broadcaster and naturalist. His career as the face and voice of natural history programmes has endured for more than 50 years...
, as well as mash-up's of The Streets
The Streets
The Streets were a British rap/garage project from Birmingham, United Kingdom, led by vocalist and multi-instrumentalist Mike Skinner and has included a myriad of other contributors most notably drummer Johnny Drum Machine, vocalist Kevin Mark Trail and the Italian-American beatmaker Leroy.The...
, The Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Code is a 2003 mystery-detective novel written by Dan Brown. It follows symbologist Robert Langdon and Sophie Neveu as they investigate a murder in Paris's Louvre Museum and discover a battle between the Priory of Sion and Opus Dei over the possibility of Jesus having been married to...
& Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by the British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Potter and his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
.
It is said that Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
only produce new tracks in the run-up to live shows, and so such material forms the basis of this album. As a result the album lacks a central theme (unlike Inside A Whale's Cock Vol 1 or Carry On Breathing
Carry On Breathing
-Overview:This is Cassetteboy's latest album, released on Barry's Bootlegs in 2008. It follows the life of a person, from birth to death. It contains the usual mix of samples from a variety of sources, including Eastenders, Doctor Who, American Dad, The Simpsons, and many other samples taken from...
).
Track listing
CassetteboyCassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
don't tend to name songs/mixes after their contents (e.g. Hey Jude
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude" is a song by the English rock band The Beatles, written by Paul McCartney and credited to Lennon–McCartney. The ballad evolved from "Hey Jules", a song widely accepted as being written to comfort John Lennon's son, Julian, during his parents' divorce—although this explanation is not...
by The Beatles
The Beatles
The Beatles were an English rock band, active throughout the 1960s and one of the most commercially successful and critically acclaimed acts in the history of popular music. Formed in Liverpool, by 1962 the group consisted of John Lennon , Paul McCartney , George Harrison and Ringo Starr...
is named after the main chorus
Refrain
A refrain is the line or lines that are repeated in music or in verse; the "chorus" of a song...
lyric of "Hey Jude"). As a result, here is a track listing (with some detail to distinguish what the track is about):
1. 'Yeah Scabbard
Scabbard
A scabbard is a sheath for holding a sword, knife, or other large blade. Scabbards have been made of many materials over the millennia, including leather, wood, and metals such as brass or steel.-Types of scabbards:...
': Introductory track.
2. 'Clever Girl'.
3. 'Gownday'.
4. 'Saltgrain': A diss
Diss
Diss is a town in Norfolk, England close to the border with the neighbouring East Anglian county of Suffolk.The town lies in the valley of the River Waveney, around a mere that covers . The mere is up to deep, although there is another of mud, making it one of the deepest natural inland lakes...
of The Streets
The Streets
The Streets were a British rap/garage project from Birmingham, United Kingdom, led by vocalist and multi-instrumentalist Mike Skinner and has included a myriad of other contributors most notably drummer Johnny Drum Machine, vocalist Kevin Mark Trail and the Italian-American beatmaker Leroy.The...
, consisting of a Mash-up of A Grand Don't Come for Free
A Grand Don't Come for Free
A Grand Don't Come for Free is the second studio album from British garage and Hip hop act The Streets. It was released on 18 May 2004 and is listed in the book 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die...
, along with Where The Streets have No Name
Joshua tree
Yucca brevifolia is a plant species belonging to the genus Yucca. It is tree-like in habit, which is reflected in its common names: Joshua tree, Yucca palm, Tree yucca, and Palm tree yucca....
by U2
U2
U2 are an Irish rock band from Dublin. Formed in 1976, the group consists of Bono , The Edge , Adam Clayton , and Larry Mullen, Jr. . U2's early sound was rooted in post-punk but eventually grew to incorporate influences from many genres of popular music...
.
5. 'Preparing 4 Emergent Seas'.
6. 'From This Day On'.
7. 'Yer Little Pipe Dream'.
8. 'Lambonaise Tonight': The First Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by the British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Potter and his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
mash-up titled 'Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by the British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Potter and his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
and the Black Leather C**t' (sampled from the Audio books read by Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
Stephen John Fry is an English actor, screenwriter, author, playwright, journalist, poet, comedian, television presenter and film director, and a director of Norwich City Football Club. He first came to attention in the 1981 Cambridge Footlights Revue presentation "The Cellar Tapes", which also...
).
9. 'Am I Allowed To ---'.
10. 'Nothing In The Bag'.
11. '4 Tomatoes, 20'.
12. 'Duck
Duck
Duck is the common name for a large number of species in the Anatidae family of birds, which also includes swans and geese. The ducks are divided among several subfamilies in the Anatidae family; they do not represent a monophyletic group but a form taxon, since swans and geese are not considered...
Breath'.
13. 'Dolmio
Dolmio
Dolmio is the brand name of a range of pasta sauces made by Mars. They range from jars of sauces to express style packets.Dolmio are the current sponsors of the long running ITV1 magazine show This Morning.-Australia:...
& Tea
Tea
Tea is an aromatic beverage prepared by adding cured leaves of the Camellia sinensis plant to hot water. The term also refers to the plant itself. After water, tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world...
bags Crindian'.
14. 'Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock
Sandra Annette Bullock is an Academy Award winning American actress and producer who rose to fame in the 1990s after roles in successful films such as Demolition Man, Speed, The Net, A Time to Kill, and While You Were Sleeping. She continued with films such as Miss Congeniality, The Lake House,...
's In Tent': A surreal story about Margaret Thatcher
Margaret Thatcher
Margaret Hilda Thatcher, Baroness Thatcher, was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990...
on the back of a Chameleon
Chameleon
Chameleons are a distinctive and highly specialized clade of lizards. They are distinguished by their parrot-like zygodactylous feet, their separately mobile and stereoscopic eyes, their very long, highly modified, and rapidly extrudable tongues, their swaying gait, the possession by many of a...
being attacked by James Brown
James Brown
James Joseph Brown was an American singer, songwriter, musician, and recording artist. He is the originator of Funk and is recognized as a major figure in the 20th century popular music for both his vocals and dancing. He has been referred to as "The Godfather of Soul," "Mr...
in a Cadillac
Cadillac
Cadillac is an American luxury vehicle marque owned by General Motors . Cadillac vehicles are sold in over 50 countries and territories, but mostly in North America. Cadillac is currently the second oldest American automobile manufacturer behind fellow GM marque Buick and is among the oldest...
& Iggy Pop
Iggy Pop
Iggy Pop is an American singer, songwriter, musician, and actor. Though considered an innovator of punk rock, Pop's music has encompassed a number of styles over the years, including pop, metal, jazz and blues...
's young Gunslinger
Gunslinger
Gunfighter, also gunslinger , is a 20th century word, used in cinema or literature, referring to men in the American Old West who had gained a reputation as being dangerous with a gun...
s in the 1980's.
15. 'The Glider'.
16. 'Loving Dog Ft. Al Stylus'.
17. 'Yeah Duggan...Austin
Austin
Austin is the capital of the U.S. state of Texas.Austin may also refer to:-In the United States:*Austin, Arkansas*Austin, Colorado*Austin, Chicago, Illinois*Austin, Indiana*Austin, Minnesota*Austin, Nevada*Austin, Oregon...
, Tx'.
18. 'Anne Frankingmachine': Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. is an American comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, musician and activist. A veteran stand-up performer, he got his start at various clubs, then landed a starring role in the 1960s action show, I Spy. He later starred in his own series, the...
(famed anti-drugs
DRUGS
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows are an American post-hardcore band formed in 2010. They released their debut self-titled album on February 22, 2011.- Formation :...
campaigner) ironically selling dope
Illegal drug trade
The illegal drug trade is a global black market, dedicated to cultivation, manufacture, distribution and sale of those substances which are subject to drug prohibition laws. Most jurisdictions prohibit trade, except under license, of many types of drugs by drug prohibition laws.A UN report said the...
(and other chemicals) to kids.
19. 'Tit Tit'.
20. 'News
News
News is the communication of selected information on current events which is presented by print, broadcast, Internet, or word of mouth to a third party or mass audience.- Etymology :...
iswherejournalist
Journalist
A journalist collects and distributes news and other information. A journalist's work is referred to as journalism.A reporter is a type of journalist who researchs, writes, and reports on information to be presented in mass media, including print media , electronic media , and digital media A...
R'.
21. 'White Now': Tony Blair
Tony Blair
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is a former British Labour Party politician who served as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007. He was the Member of Parliament for Sedgefield from 1983 to 2007 and Leader of the Labour Party from 1994 to 2007...
taken to task by Cassetteboy, including a song of him saying 'Go ahead punk make my day' (as in the film Dirty Harry
Dirty Harry
Dirty Harry is a 1971 American crime thriller produced and directed by Don Siegel, the first in the Dirty Harry series. Clint Eastwood plays the title role, in his first outing as San Francisco Police Department Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan....
).
22. 'Def, Dumb, Gay Barbie'.
23. 'Skoko!'
24. 'I Got Me Drop Side Truck'.
25. 'I Got Things Goin On'.
26. 'In Me Life'.
27. 'Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
': A dating coach
Dating coach
Dating coaches offer products and services to improve their clients' love lives.Through discussion, role-playing, behavior modeling, and other forms of direction, a dating coach trains clients to meet and attract romantic partners. As dating coaches are unlicensed, their methods vary widely...
tape mashed-up to suggest chatting up women with the line "Hey baby, you got nice t***".
28. 'Spark Up Driva'.
29. 'Bigboy Tony Lionheart'.
30. 'We Have Sex With Falcon
Falcon
A falcon is any species of raptor in the genus Falco. The genus contains 37 species, widely distributed throughout Europe, Asia, and North America....
s'.
31. '4+4=8'.
32. '2+5=8': A British Rail
British Rail
British Railways , which from 1965 traded as British Rail, was the operator of most of the rail transport in Great Britain between 1948 and 1997. It was formed from the nationalisation of the "Big Four" British railway companies and lasted until the gradual privatisation of British Rail, in stages...
documentary twisted round to suggest how terrible British
United Kingdom
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern IrelandIn the United Kingdom and Dependencies, other languages have been officially recognised as legitimate autochthonous languages under the European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages...
trains are (e.g. "Here in Oxford
Oxford
The city of Oxford is the county town of Oxfordshire, England. The city, made prominent by its medieval university, has a population of just under 165,000, with 153,900 living within the district boundary. It lies about 50 miles north-west of London. The rivers Cherwell and Thames run through...
, the Journey time to London
London
London is the capital city of :England and the :United Kingdom, the largest metropolitan area in the United Kingdom, and the largest urban zone in the European Union by most measures. Located on the River Thames, London has been a major settlement for two millennia, its history going back to its...
is over a decade & fossilised passengers complete their journey by horse-drawn cart
Cart
A cart is a vehicle designed for transport, using two wheels and normally pulled by one or a pair of draught animals. A handcart is pulled or pushed by one or more people...
").
33. 'Oops, No It Doesn't'.
34. 'It's 7': An American motivational tape mixed up to sound bleak & depressing (e.g. "You can make disappointment your friend".)
35. 'Another Track'.
36. 'Back In Black
Back in Black
Back in Black is an album by Australian rock band AC/DC. It is the seventh Australian and sixth internationally released studio album by the band....
'.
37. 'William IV
William IV
William IV may refer to:* William IV of the United Kingdom * William IV, Duke of Aquitaine * William IV of Provence * William, Margrave of Meissen , also William IV of Weimar* William IV, Count of Toulouse William IV may refer to:* William IV of the United Kingdom (1765–1837)* William IV, Duke of...
': George Bush mashed up in a similar way to track 21, only this time with a catchy Country and Western
Country music
Country music is a popular American musical style that began in the rural Southern United States in the 1920s. It takes its roots from Western cowboy and folk music...
song tacked on the end with the lyric "I'm praying for George Bush to die".
38. 'Nancy Boy
Nancy Boy
"Nancy Boy" is a song by British alternative rock band Placebo, released as the third single from their self-titled debut album. It was released on January 20, 1997 and became their breakthrough single, reaching #4 in the UK charts and making them known to mainstream audiences. As with their first...
Fairy
Fairy
A fairy is a type of mythical being or legendary creature, a form of spirit, often described as metaphysical, supernatural or preternatural.Fairies resemble various beings of other mythologies, though even folklore that uses the term...
Eyes'.
39. 'I've Come About The Shoes'.
40. 'Your Glorious Love
Love
Love is an emotion of strong affection and personal attachment. In philosophical context, love is a virtue representing all of human kindness, compassion, and affection. Love is central to many religions, as in the Christian phrase, "God is love" or Agape in the Canonical gospels...
': A 'How to' mash-up of how Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
do their work.
41. 'Rock and Roll
Rock and roll
Rock and roll is a genre of popular music that originated and evolved in the United States during the late 1940s and early 1950s, primarily from a combination of African American blues, country, jazz, and gospel music...
Bath
Bathing
Bathing is the washing or cleansing of the body in a fluid, usually water or an aqueous solution. It may be practised for personal hygiene, religious ritual or therapeutic purposes or as a recreational activity....
'.
42. 'Maggot
Maggot
In everyday speech the word maggot means the larva of a fly ; it is applied in particular to the larvae of Brachyceran flies, such as houseflies, cheese flies, and blowflies, rather than larvae of the Nematocera, such as mosquitoes and Crane flies...
Incident': A Prince Charles, Princess Diana & Camilla Parker-Bowles news story mixed up.
43. 'Andy's Airbed'.
44. 'Sorry About That M's T'.
45. 'Live
Live album
A live album is a recording consisting of material recorded during stage performances using remote recording techniques, commonly contrasted with a studio album...
At Glastonbury
Glastonbury
Glastonbury is a small town in Somerset, England, situated at a dry point on the low lying Somerset Levels, south of Bristol. The town, which is in the Mendip district, had a population of 8,784 in the 2001 census...
2005'.
46. 'Rabbits Of The World
The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends
The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends is an animated television series based on the works of Beatrix Potter, featuring Peter Rabbit and other anthropomorphic animal characters created by Potter. It was originally shown in the UK on BBC between 1992 and 1995 and subsequently broadcast in the USA on...
2': The Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Code is a 2003 mystery-detective novel written by Dan Brown. It follows symbologist Robert Langdon and Sophie Neveu as they investigate a murder in Paris's Louvre Museum and discover a battle between the Priory of Sion and Opus Dei over the possibility of Jesus having been married to...
audio book mixed up (e.g. "A two-dimensional character Robert Langdon
Robert Langdon
Robert Langdon is a fictional Harvard University professor of religious iconology and symbology The character was created by author Dan Brown for...
is sat reading the Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Code is a 2003 mystery-detective novel written by Dan Brown. It follows symbologist Robert Langdon and Sophie Neveu as they investigate a murder in Paris's Louvre Museum and discover a battle between the Priory of Sion and Opus Dei over the possibility of Jesus having been married to...
in France
France
The French Republic , The French Republic , The French Republic , (commonly known as France , is a unitary semi-presidential republic in Western Europe with several overseas territories and islands located on other continents and in the Indian, Pacific, and Atlantic oceans. Metropolitan France...
's Bibliotech Nationale ... with his not very convincing love interest Sophie Neveu.")
47. 'Meh': A 'Live
Live album
A live album is a recording consisting of material recorded during stage performances using remote recording techniques, commonly contrasted with a studio album...
' Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
concert at Glastonbury
Glastonbury
Glastonbury is a small town in Somerset, England, situated at a dry point on the low lying Somerset Levels, south of Bristol. The town, which is in the Mendip district, had a population of 8,784 in the 2001 census...
where the MC ends up saying how **** they are & kicking them off stage.
48. 'Quilted Americana
Americana
Americana refers to artifacts, or a collection of artifacts, related to the history, geography, folklore and cultural heritage of the United States. Many kinds of material fall within the definition of Americana: paintings, prints and drawings; license plates or entire vehicles, household objects,...
Kitty
Kitty
Kitty may refer to:* Cat, small carnivorous mammal of the subspecies Felis silvestris catus* Kitten, a young cat* Kitty , people and fictional characters with the given name Kitty...
': 'Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
's Quite Funny Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for his role on the BBC TV show Top Gear along with co-presenters Richard Hammond and James May...
bit': This one is available in video form on Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
's Youtube
YouTube
YouTube is a video-sharing website, created by three former PayPal employees in February 2005, on which users can upload, view and share videos....
channel & consists of Clarkson talking about the size of his 'genital' & also a section where he has a car crash & "the medics had to saw off my limbs, but it was useless as my head had come off!".
49. 'Maurice Black
Black
Black is the color of objects that do not emit or reflect light in any part of the visible spectrum; they absorb all such frequencies of light...
'.
50. 'His Baby's Like A Pudding
Pudding
Pudding most often refers to a dessert, but it can also be a savory dish.In the United States, pudding characteristically denotes a sweet milk-based dessert similar in consistency to egg-based custards, though it may also refer to other types such as bread and rice pudding.In the United Kingdom and...
'.
51. 'Eyes Of A Tranny's Fanny': The second Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by the British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Potter and his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
mash-up: 'Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by the British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Potter and his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
and the Underage Blowjob'. Hermione
Hermione Granger
Hermione Jean Granger is a fictional character and one of the three protagonists in J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. She initially appears in the first novel, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, as a new student on her way to Hogwarts...
& Harry have an intimate liaison..
52. 'Superman III
Superman III
Superman III is a 1983 superhero film and the third film in the Superman film series based upon the long-running DC Comics superhero. Christopher Reeve, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure and Margot Kidder are joined by new cast members Annette O'Toole, Annie Ross, Pamela Stephenson, Robert Vaughn and...
'.
53. 'Brewster's Millions
Brewster's Millions
Brewster's Millions is a novel written by George Barr McCutcheon in 1902, originally under the pseudonym of Richard Greaves. It was adapted into a play in 1906, which opened at the New Amsterdam Theatre, and the novel or play has been made into a film nine times .-Plot introduction:The novel's...
': David Attenborough
David Attenborough
Sir David Frederick Attenborough OM, CH, CVO, CBE, FRS, FZS, FSA is a British broadcaster and naturalist. His career as the face and voice of natural history programmes has endured for more than 50 years...
about Britain's nightlife (again available on Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy
Cassetteboy is the stage name of Mark Bolton and Steve Warlin . It was only upon the confirmation of their third album's release date in 2008 that they came forward and made their identities known...
's Youtube
YouTube
YouTube is a video-sharing website, created by three former PayPal employees in February 2005, on which users can upload, view and share videos....
channel). Consists of Attenborough talking about people out clubbing like they're animals (e.g. "The males, after drinking their body-weight in Stella
Stella Artois
Stella Artois is a 5% ABV lager brewed in Leuven, Belgium since 1926. In the UK, Canada and New Zealand a 4% ABV version is also available.-Production:...
, approach the females".)
54. 'Gay
Gay
Gay is a word that refers to a homosexual person, especially a homosexual male. For homosexual women the specific term is "lesbian"....
Minotaur
Minotaur
In Greek mythology, the Minotaur , as the Greeks imagined him, was a creature with the head of a bull on the body of a man or, as described by Roman poet Ovid, "part man and part bull"...
s'.
55. 'Peter Love (Stanley Claret
Claret
Claret is a name primarily used in British English for red wine from the Bordeaux region of France.-Usage:Claret derives from the French clairet, a now uncommon dark rosé and the most common wine exported from Bordeaux until the 18th century...
)': Jeremy Paxman
Jeremy Paxman
Jeremy Dickson Paxman is a British journalist, author and television presenter. He has worked for the BBC since 1977. He is noted for a forthright and abrasive interviewing style, particularly when interrogating politicians...
interview with Tony Blair
Tony Blair
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is a former British Labour Party politician who served as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007. He was the Member of Parliament for Sedgefield from 1983 to 2007 and Leader of the Labour Party from 1994 to 2007...
, asking whether Blair would apologise for the Iraq war then querying whether he would describe himself as the C-word.
56. 'Swizz Chrizz': Cassetteboy's idea of a Perfect Day, with George Bush being impeached & the USA dismantling all their nuclear weapons.
57. 'Poo Poo Top Off'.
58. 'Apple Cak (Shitbox)': A mash-up of a famous American singer's songs (the one that owned the 'Neverland
Neverland
Neverland is a fictional world featured in the works of J. M. Barrie and those based on them. It is the dwelling place of Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, the Lost Boys, and others...
' ranch).
59. 'Superficial Good Vibe?': A Euthanasia
Euthanasia
Euthanasia refers to the practice of intentionally ending a life in order to relieve pain and suffering....
documentary suggesting that "Tens of thousands of people in this country are not able to die" & that "people don't die".
60. 'It's White
White
White is a color, the perception of which is evoked by light that stimulates all three types of color sensitive cone cells in the human eye in nearly equal amounts and with high brightness compared to the surroundings. A white visual stimulation will be void of hue and grayness.White light can be...
Again Btw': End track including an Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger is an Austrian-American former professional bodybuilder, actor, businessman, investor, and politician. Schwarzenegger served as the 38th Governor of California from 2003 until 2011....
figure saying "If you need anything, you know who to look to... someone else!"