and published by THQ
. It was released for the Xbox
and PlayStation 2
on June 21, 2005. The game is set in the late 1950s in the U.S. and parodies the lifestyles, pop culture, and politics of this time period. The player controls Cryptosporidium 137 (a reference to the protozoan parasite Cryptosporidium
), a member of the Furon race of aliens
, who has come to Earth to harvest DNA
from humans to continue the cloning
process of his species.
Any of those monkeys try to mess with me and I'll rip 'em a new asshole!
[about a cow] But they're covered in nipples!
What's shakin', Pox? You look a little... what's the word... constipated.
Alright monkeys, you want a war, you got a war.
Don't get mad, get sadistic.
I think this calls for the JUMBO PROBE.
I've gotta rescue me - him - he's gotta rescue me - I mean we gotta - I gotta - brains, man - WHEN DO I GET TO BLOW THINGS UP?!
[Disguised as President Huffman] The truth is, America has been invaded though not by little green men, but red and the invaders are definitely of this Earth. America has been invaded by Communists.
Attention humans. I am Cryptosporidium of the planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire. Resist THIS.
No more blowing stuff up?