cricket
er who played first-class cricket for Derbyshire
in 1905.
Maltby was born in South Normanton
, Derbyshire
, the son of Samuel Maltby, a coal miner, and his wife Jane.
Maltby made his first-class debut for Derbyshire in the 1905 season
against Warwickshire
in July, hitting a duck in his debut innings and scoring 4 in the second. In the same week, Maltby appeared against Leicestershire
with a similar performance.
I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'
Hey! I'm GLIDING here!
Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama...snorts
[as a guard dog barks at her' Oh, fine, have it you little...donut Nazi! [pulls a donut out from her bra and throws it at the dog.]
I'm sarcastic?! When everything that comes out of YOUR mouth is dripping with disdain?
:[After throughout the whole movie mocking people about ALWAYS wanting world peace]':[tearing up]'And I really do want world peace.
I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.
There are no words.
Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.