media personality, television personality, host, judge, fashion designer, singer, and actress, best known for being the daughter of Ozzy
and Sharon Osbourne
. She was thrust into the limelight after appearing on the reality series The Osbournes
with her family, for which they won a 2002 Emmy Award
for Outstanding Reality Program
. She has also appeared on Dancing with the Stars, in which she and professional dance partner Louis van Amstel took third place, and has made forays into music, acting, theatre, writing, columnist and broadcast presenting.
Osbourne was born in Westminster
, London.
You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!
Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?
You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.
You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.
Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.
My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.
I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.
She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.
Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.