(30 December 1869 – 28 March 1944) was an English-born Canadian
teacher, political scientist, writer, and humorist. In the early part of the 20th century he was the best-known humorist in the English-speaking world.
Leacock was born in Swanmore
, near Bishop's Waltham
, Hampshire
, England
, and at the age of six moved to Canada
with his family, which settled on a farm in Egypt, Ontario, near the village of Sutton
and the shores of Lake Simcoe
.
Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree of 'grand old man'. That means on our continent any one with snow-white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
The Lord said "Let there be wheat" and Saskatchewan was born.
With the thermometer at 30 below zero and the wind behind him, a man walking on Main Street in Winnipeg knows which side of him is which.
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
You know, many a man realizes late in life that if when he was a boy he had known what he knows now, instead of being what he is he might be what he won't; but how few boys stop to think that if they knew what they don't know instead of being what they will be, they wouldn't be?
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.