Two and a Half Men (Season 7)
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The seventh season of Two and a Half Men
began airing on September 21, 2009 in the United States and on September 28, 2009 in Australia.
Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom that premiered on CBS on September 22, 2003. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the show was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake...
began airing on September 21, 2009 in the United States and on September 28, 2009 in Australia.
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- Charlie SheenCharlie SheenCarlos Irwin Estevez , better known by his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor. He is the youngest son of actor Martin Sheen....
as Charlie HarperCharlie Harper (Two and a Half Men)Charles Francis "Charlie" Harper is a fictional character in the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men from seasons 1–8. Played by actor Charlie Sheen, the character has garnered him three Emmy Award nominations for Outstanding Lead Actor and two Golden Globe nominations for Best Performance by an Actor in...
(22 episodes) - Jon CryerJon CryerJonathan Niven "Jon" Cryer is an American actor, screenwriter and film producer. He is the son of actress–singer Gretchen Cryer. He made his motion picture debut in the 1984 romantic comedy No Small Affair, but gained greater fame as "Duckie" in the 1986 John Hughes-scripted film Pretty in Pink...
as Alan HarperAlan Harper (Two and a Half Men)Dr. Alan Jerome Harper, DC, is a fictional character from the CBS situation comedy Two and a Half Men. Jon Cryer has played the role since the series began in 2003; after being nominated for an Emmy Award for his depiction of the character in 2006, 2007, and 2008, Cryer received an Emmy in 2009 for...
(22 episodes) - Angus T. JonesAngus T. JonesAngus Turner Jones is an American actor, widely known for his role as Jake Harper in the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men .-Career:...
as Jake Harper (22 episodes) - Conchata FerrellConchata FerrellConchata Galen Ferrell is an American actress. She is best known for playing Berta the housekeeper in the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men, for which she received two Emmy Award nominations in 2005 and 2007.-Personal life:...
as Berta (17 episodes) - Holland TaylorHolland TaylorHolland Virginia Taylor is an American actress of film, stage and television. Her notable television roles include Ruth Dunbar in Bosom Buddies, senator's wife Margaret Powers on Norman Lear's The Powers That Be, Judge Roberta Kittleson in The Practice and Evelyn Harper in Two and a Half...
as Evelyn Harper (10 episodes) - Marin HinkleMarin HinkleMarin Elizabeth Hinkle is an American actress, perhaps best known for playing the role of Judith Harper-Melnick, Alan Harper's ex-wife on the hit series Two and a Half Men and her role as Judy Brooks the sister of the series lead Lily Manning on Once and Again.-Career:Hinkle started her career on...
as Judith Melnick (5 episodes) - Jennifer Bini Taylor as Chelsea (19 episodes)
Recurring
- Ryan StilesRyan StilesRyan Lee Stiles is an American actor, comedian, director, and voice actor whose work is often associated with improvisational comedy. He is best known for his improv and co-production work on the American and British versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway? and the role of Lewis Kiniski on The Drew...
as Herb Melnick (2 episodes) - Melanie LynskeyMelanie LynskeyMelanie Jayne Lynskey is a New Zealand actress best known for playing Charlie Harper's neighbor/stalker Rose on Two and a Half Men, and a range of characters in films such as Win Win, Up in the Air, The Informant!, Away We Go, Flags of Our Fathers, Shattered Glass, Sweet Home Alabama, Ever After...
as Rose (1 episode) - Jane LynchJane LynchJane Marie Lynch is an American comedian, actress and singer. She gained fame in Christopher Guest's improv mockumentary pictures such as Best in Show and is currently best known for playing the role of Sue Sylvester in the television series Glee...
as Dr. Linda Freeman (1 episode) - Emmanuelle VaugierEmmanuelle VaugierEmmanuelle Vaugier is a Canadian film actress, singer, songwriter and television actress who has had recurring roles as Detective Jessica Angell on CSI: NY, Mia on Two and a Half Men, Dr. Helen Bryce on Smallville, and FBI Special Agent Emma Barnes on Human Target...
as Mia (2 episodes) - Courtney Thorne-SmithCourtney Thorne-SmithCourtney Thorne-Smith is an American actress. She is best known for her roles as Alison Parker on Melrose Place, Georgia Thomas on Ally McBeal, and Cheryl Mabel in According to Jim, as well as her recurring role in Two and a Half Men as Lyndsey McElroy.-Early life:She was born in San Francisco,...
as Lyndsey MacElroy (2 episodes) - Graham Patrick MartinGraham Patrick MartinGraham Patrick Martin is an American film and television actor. He played the older son of Bill Engvall in the comedy The Bill Engvall Show, which played from 2007-2009. He played Willie Chandler, Jr., in Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door and also appeared in an episode of Law and Order:...
as Eldridge MacElroy (2 episodes)
Production
The season was originally intended to have 22 episodes, but in November 2009 it was announced that the season was being extended to 24 episodes. Sheen entered rehab on February 23, 2010, as a result, taping of the show was suspended. Sheen and the cast returned to the set to resume taping on March 16, 2010. However, as a result of the 3 week halt, the number of episodes was reduced back to 22.List of episodes
| No. in series |
No. in season |
Title | Directed by | Written by | US viewers (millions) |
Original air date |
|---|
US Nielsen ratings
| Order | Episode | Rating | Share | Rating/Share Nielsen Ratings Nielsen ratings are the audience measurement systems developed by Nielsen Media Research, in an effort to determine the audience size and composition of television programming in the United States... (18-49) |
Viewers (millions) |
Rank (Timeslot) |
Rank (Night) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | "818-jklpuzo" | 8.5 | 12 | 4.5/10 | 13.63 | #1 | #1 |
| 2 | "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" | 8.3 | 12 | 4.8/12 | 13.86 | #1 | #1 |
| 3 | "Mmm, fish. Yum." | 8.3 | 12 | 4.3/12 | 13.07 | #1 | #1 |
| 4 | "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" | 8.7 | 13 | 4.8/11 | 14.17 | #1 | #1 |
| 5 | "For the Sake of the Child" | 8.6 | 13 | 4.8/12 | 14.07 | #1 | #1 |
| 6 | "Give Me Your Thumb" | 8.4 | 12 | 4.4/11 | 13.51 | #2 | #1 |
| 7 | "Untainted by Filth" | 8.9 | 13 | 4.6/11 | 14.44 | #2 | #3 |
| 8 | "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle" | 8.4 | 13 | 4.7/12 | 13.69 | #1 | #2 |
| 9 | "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" | 8.3 | 12 | 4.3/12 | 13.07 | #1 | #2 |
| 10 | "That's Why They Call it Ball Room" | 8.8 | 13 | 5.0/12 | 14.84 | #1 | #2 |
| 11 | "Warning, It's Dirty" | 9.8 | 15 | 5.2/13 | 16.37 | #1 | #1 |
| 12 | "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" | 10.1 | 15 | 5.4/13 | 17.27 | #1 | #2 |
| 13 | "Yay, No Polyps!" | 9.5 | 14 | 5.3/12 | 16.20 | #1 | #1 |
| 14 | "Crude and Uncalled For" | 9.9 | 15 | 5.1/12 | 16.51 | #1 | #2 |
| 15 | "Aye Aye, Captain" | 10.5 | 15 | 5.7/14 | 17.66 | #1 | #2 |
| 16 | "Tinkle Like a Princess" | 10.1 | 15 | 5.7/14 | 16.86 | #1 | #2 |
| 17 | "I Found Your Moustache" | 10.5 | 16 | 5.8/15 | 17.61 | #1 | #1 |
| 18 | "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" | 8.6 | 13 | 5.1/13 | 14.46 | #3 | #2 |
| 19 | "Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave" | 8.3 | 13 | 4.7/13 | 13.71 | #2 | #3 |
| 20 | "I Called Him Magoo" | 8.5 | 13 | 4.6/12 | 13.86 | #2 | #3 |
| 21 | "Gumby with a Pokey" | 8.1 | 13 | 4.4/12 | 13.28 | #2 | #3 |
| 22 | "This is Not Gonna End Well" | 9.4 | 15 | 5.0/13 | 15.46 | #1 | #2 |
Canadian ratings
| Order | Episode | Viewers (100'000s) | Rank |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | "Mmm, fish. Yum." | 12.14 | #29 |
| 9 | "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" | 11.34 | #26 |
| 10 | "That's Why They Call it Ball Room" | 10.08 | #29 |
| 11 | "Warning, It's Dirty" | 10.97 | #17 |
| 12 | "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" | 22.81 | #5 |
| 13 | "Yay, No Polyps!" | 20.29 | #10 |
| 14 | "Crude and Uncalled For" | 18.89 | #13 |
| 15 | "Aye Aye, Captain" | 19.73 | #17 |
| 16 | "Tinkle Like a Princess" | 23.69 | #7 |
| 17 | "I Found Your Moustache" | 21.54 | #12 |
| 18 | "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" | 19.54 | #7 |
| 19 | "Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave" | 22.29 | #6 |
| 20 | "I Called Him Magoo" | 19.87 | #12 |
| 21 | "Gumby With a Pokey" | 22.65 | #6 |
| 22 | "This is Not Gonna End Well" | 23.60 | #6 |
Australian ratings
| Order | Episode | Original airdate | Timeslot | Viewers (100'000s) |
Nightly rank | Weekly rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | "818-Jklpuzo" | September 28, 2009 | Monday – | 13.27 | 6 | 16 |
| 2 | "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" | October 19, 2009 | Monday – | 14.36 | 1 | 3 |
| 3 | "Mmm, fish. Yum." | October 26, 2009 | Monday – | 14.38 | 2 | 6 |
| 4 | "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" | November 2, 2009 | Monday – | 13.69 | 2 | 8 |
| 5 | "For the Sake of the Child" | November 9, 2009 | Monday – | 14.55 | 1 | 4 |
| 6 | "Give Me Your Thumb" | November 16, 2009 | Monday – | 14.62 | 1 | 3 |
| 7 | "Untainted by Filth" | November 23, 2009 | Monday – | 12.76 | 4 | 10 |
| 8 | "Gorp. Fnark. Shmegle" | February 1, 2010 | Monday – | 15.19 | 1 | 3 |
| 9 | "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" | February 8, 2010 | Monday – | 14.20 | 1 | 2 |
| 10 | "That's Why They Call it Ball Room" | February 15, 2010 | Monday – | 13.26 | 3 | 8 |
| 11 | "Warning: It's Dirty" | February 22, 2010 | Monday – | 13.97 | 1 | 1 |
| 12 | "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" | March 1, 2010 | Monday – | 14.24 | 2 | 1 |
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